Pub Crawl

Dear Blug,

Why did the Slug cross the Road?

~anonymous

Sigh.

My incognito friend, my name is not Blug, and your left-hand [shift] key should be removed from your keyboard to prevent further erroneous capitalization.

I do not know why the particular slug you are referencing crossed the road, but my guess is that it was just looking for dinner and a beer.

~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest