Of Murderous Mind

Hello slug...

I have a quick question today... How do you sleep at night knowing that your googleads contain ads for SLUGGO which claims it guarantees to kill, well, Slugs!

Doesn't this kind of advertising on your site give you nightmares?

I've grown rather fond of your sardonic witt and would hate to read of your demise via something called "Sluggo" that a human in the vacinity of your computer found and used to end your life.

~Cave BlackFyre

Dear FondFyre,

I appreciate the slughug (and the reminder to see if my comment form offers a spellcheck option), and you're right, it was quite the moral dilemma. I am somewhat relived to note that most of the text refers to killing snails rather than slugs, and snails really do have an attitude problem. Not that I wish poisoning upon them, of course, but a little unwelcome wagon might take their egos down a mushroom cap or two.

It comes down to this: I feel that my readers are of discerning enough mind that they might resist the urge to click on all that is clickable (excepting Q-Bert, of course) and choose to ignore any messages of violence. Perhaps I am an idealist, but I have hope. At least for the rest of today, I have hope. Once the election results are in, then we'll see.

Slughugs,
~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest