Please?

I've been looking around, but in response to my earlier post, no one has yet dropped a signed, unsealed ballot on the ground for me to vote. Did I offend by asking? Or is it simply that no one has a ballot to spare? I'll keep a lookout for one more day, but I think it's unlikely that I'll have a say in the American leadership of the next four years.

At least that saves me from the quandary I have yet to solve: how does a slug get a ballot envelope into the mailbox?