Dogs = Germs

Dear slug,

You seem to know some obscure childhood songs, like that Mister Fly thing you posted a while back. I remember one from when I was a kid about an invisible dog. Can you help me find the lyrics to that one?

~Clueless in Colo.

Dear Clueless & Co.,

While it isn't much to go on, I believe I know the song you mean: Germs, the invisible dog by Dottie Rambo.  Unlike the Mr. Fly song, which I believe is timeless, I'm afraid Germs lives better in memory than reality.  You can check out the lyrics here, but I have to say that I don't recall the verse about church. Perhaps it's just because slugs don't have such things.

Slughugs,

~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest