Happy Holidays & Crappy Holidays

Dear nameless slug,

Do slugs dress up for Halloween? How do they trick-or-treat?

~Drunk on candy corn wine somewhere in a pasture in Wyoming

Dear Tipsy the Cow,

No, but we have our very own holiday in the autumn called slshhlshlhsshl (that's the closest English approximation). During the holiday, each slug around the world dresses up as a different kind of slug, celebrating the slime that knows no bounds. Sometimes, certain slugs get very drunk and dare each other to crawl across a line of pennies. This never ends well.

Let that be a lesson to you.

~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest