Letter to a Slug

Dear Blug,

Why a blog? I mean, don't slugs have better things to do than post on the Internet?

~Your Friendly Friends at Sloogle Blogger

Dear Sloogles,

First off, my name isn't Blug. That's the *blog's* name. My name is...well, I don't have one. As for those better things in life, the answer is no. We really really don't. See, mostly we just get squished. By car tires, paws, hooves, by Doc Martens and Keds and those flip-flops you wished you hadn't worn when running out to the garbage late the other night. Sure, we chew on cabbages every now and then, or die a hideous death from salt poisoning, but mostly we live, we munch, and we get squished. I figured a blog might help pass the time. Just don't close the laptop lid too fast, okay?

~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest