11 November 2008

What is Real?

Dear Blug,

Come on, I know you're really not a slug. Get over it. Why a slug blog? It's just sick and wrong. If I knew who you really were, I'd send you a boxful of slugs and see how you liked it.

~Someone Who Isn't a Fool

P.S. Yes, I called you "Blug." Deal with it.

Dear Swifl,

How do you know I'm not a slug if you don't know who I really am. Granted, a slug starting a blog is unlikely, as is the Hamlet-monkey scenario, but I consulted the laws of physics, and they really had nothing to say against it. Neither did Sloogle's terms and conditions.

But please do send the box of slugs. It's been a little lonely around here lately.

~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest

P.S. Then I shall call you Thug. I imagine you'll probably enjoy that.

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