Don't you groan or shudder or roll your eyes. The mighty dust mite is one of the more useful and fascinating creatures this world has to offer, and you should give thanks to them for the services they provide. Oh, sure, some people are allergic to them and get a little itchy, but suck it up, my friends, and I don't mean with a vacuum cleaner.
These friendly little microscopic bugs get along much better than any human beings I've ever known. Even better than most slugs. Ten million of them can coexist peacefully within the confines of one mattress, while half the time that's a feat a mere two humans can't accomplish.
The beauty of dust mites is that they eat what you leave behind. The shed skin from your and your pets' bodies can keep a whole community of dust mites fed for years and years. You can help support a dust mite colony by keeping your home nice and warm and humid and not throwing out old pillows, mattresses and carpeting. Also, wash your sheets very infrequently so you can rest assured that you're cuddling up with your favorite microscopic friends every night.
Although household dust mites are too small to see with the naked eyestalk, you may be able to sense their presence if you have an allergic reaction such as itchy eyes and other symptoms associated with pollen-type allergies. Don't worry; you're not allergic to the mites themselves, just their droppings. Think of it as an opportunity: if you are the first person to litter box train dust mites, your fortunes are practically guaranteed. Don't forget to bring a microscope and an endless supply of patience.
09 January 2009
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