I have been kidnapped by aliens from Titan, one of Saturn's moons. They want to know how to reproduce hermaphroditically instead of via full mitosis so their next attempt to enslave humanity will result in a hybrid race of superbeings all controlled by a central mind.
Be back soon. Either Friday or next week.
Slughugs and Slime,
~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest.
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