Awwwwww, my very first hate mail! How quaint.

Dear Slug of the Blug,

Dude, you guys are gross. Slugs suck, and I'm going to step on all of you that I can find.

~anonymous

Dear Anomalous,

Thank you for sharing your concerns. I will warn my cousins to watch out for your treacherous feet. You didn't ask a question, but I'm in an answering mood, so here's your random answer of the day:

Sixteen.

~A nameless slug in the Pacific Northwest